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Poetry For Neanderthals - NSFWHow to Play: Get ready for a hilarious adult twist on a classic game! Use only single syllable words to get your team to guess phrases like nudist beach or banana hammock. Slip up with more than one syllable and face a playful spank with the 2 foot inflatable Spank Stick! What's Included: Includes 200 double sided cards, 2 game boards, a 2 foot inflatable Spank Stick, and a sand timer. Perfect for adding a cheeky, fun edge to your next adult game
How to Play: Get ready for a hilarious adult twist on a classic game! Use only single-syllable words to get your team to guess phrases like “nudist beach” or “banana hammock.” Slip up with more than one syllable and face a playful spank with the 2-foot inflatable Spank Stick! What's Included: Includes 200 double-sided cards, 2 game boards, a 2-foot inflatable Spank Stick, and a sand timer. Perfect for adding a cheeky, fun edge to your next adult game night. Who's it For?: Designed for adults ages 17 and up who enjoy irreverent humor and playful competition. Great for parties and gatherings where you want to add a bit of naughty fun to the mix. Where to Play: Ideal for adult parties, game nights, and gatherings where humor and good times are the focus. Perfect for breaking the ice and creating laughs with friends. Our Story: From the minds behind the hit game Exploding Kittens, Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition brings a daring, adult twist to a fan favorite. Born from a successful Kickstarter and crafted with the wit of The Oatmeal, Exploding Kittens continues to push the boundaries of fun and creativity in gaming. Important Note: The English version of this game is only compatible with other English-language versions of Exploding Kittens and Expansion Packs.Shipping Notes
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★★★★★ 3
Good toy but snags carpet + difficult for small dog
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My biggest complaint is the Velcro placement. When the arms and legs are detached, the rough (hook) side of the Velcro is on those pieces, so they stick to and snag the carpet. The soft (loop) side is attached to the body of the toy. I really wish this were reversed to prevent snagging.
Also, my small 10 lb dog isn’t quite strong enough to detach the arms and legs when they’re fully secured. We have to fasten them loosely to make it manageable for her.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 13, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Lasted as long as we could hope for with our dogs. It will probably last longer with ‘normal’ dogs.
Style: Bundle
S: I LOVE these toys! They are awesome!
V: Yeah. Me too. I really enjoy stealing them from you.
S: You can barely catch me. You only take them from me when I LET you take them.
V: Keep talking like that. I will sit on you.
S: That’s a pretty valid threat. You’re sort of fat.
V: Finish telling everyone about the toys.
S: Oh yeah. So the arms and legs came off like they’re supposed to. Then the stuffing came out. Then the squeaker came out. All I have left is the carcass - but I’m happy with that. I like taking it around the house with me.
V: I like sneaking it away and leaving it outside when you aren’t looking.
S: Wait. What?
V: Yeah, you’re the “smart girl” because you bring the ball back. I’m the one that can be sneaky, though, because no one expects it of me. Don’t be jealous.
S: Ball?! Where’s the ball?!
S = Sheba the 2 yr old German Shorthaired Pointer
V = Varric the 10 yr old PitBull
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Reviewed in the United States on March 12, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Perfect
Style: Bundle
My dog is older still likes toys easy to tear apart
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Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2026
★★★★★ 5
incredible
Color: #03 Champagne
Simply wonderful! The fragrance is delicate and sophisticated, leaving the skin gently scented all day long. The glitter has an elegant shine and is not exaggerated, perfect for parties or special events. The application is super practical, spreads easily and the fixation is great. I recommend it to those who want a touch of glamour and brightness with an incredible smell!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2026
★★★★★ 5
90’s me be jealous 🥹
Color: #04 Bronze
26 years later, here I am- the sparkling unicorn of an adult the late 90’s child version of myself DREAMED of while coating ✨EVERYTHING✨ in glitter and shimmer. Only now, I have an Amazon card and the impulse control of a toddler, so I sparkle now 🤩.
Am I 40 years old? Absolutely.
Did my kindergarteners at school ask why I sparkle now? Absolutely.
Did my mid-life crisis self lie to them, and say because I’m a magical unicorn? Absolutely.
Did they believe me? ABSOLUTELY.
10/10 recommend, but only if you too want to live your best magical unicorn life!
Technical notes- the smell is light and lovely. It dries without a “feel” so I forget I even have it on. The shimmer is noticeable, but not like I rolled in glitter. I’m enjoying the bronze glimmer color, but I’m sure will be back soon for more. I could easily spray more if I wanted to be more blatant with my attention seeking. I will absolutely be using this stuff from now until I’m in my grave with no shame!
Fantastic all around 🤌
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Reviewed in the United States on March 31, 2025